"Planning for the pandemic"
The Onion, via blog.bioethics.net:
"As the threat of avian influenza looms, federal and state officials are preparing for a possible pandemic...Here's what they're doing:
"As the threat of avian influenza looms, federal and state officials are preparing for a possible pandemic...Here's what they're doing:
Removing all flagpoles, streetlights, power lines, branches, and anything else that could be used as a perch
Warning nation's children to stay away from any and all flu pandemics
If roasted chicken becomes infected, instructing families to build mashed-potato wall to prevent contamination of peas..."
1 Comments:
Mashed potato wall....I love it! Hubby wondering what I'm laughing at...
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