Wednesday, November 02, 2005

"Planning for the pandemic"

The Onion, via

"As the threat of avian influenza looms, federal and state officials are preparing for a possible pandemic...Here's what they're doing:

Removing all flagpoles, streetlights, power lines, branches, and anything else that could be used as a perch

Warning nation's children to stay away from any and all flu pandemics

If roasted chicken becomes infected, instructing families to build mashed-potato wall to prevent contamination of peas..."


Blogger Kim said...

Mashed potato wall....I love it! Hubby wondering what I'm laughing at...

11:27 PM  

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