"My Living Will"

In The New Yorker:

"If I should remain in a persistent vegetative state for more than fifteen years, I would like someone to turn off the TV...Do not resuscitate me before noon... Once I am allowed to die a painless and peaceful death, I would like my organs donated to whoever can catch them...I do not wish to be kept alive by any machine that has a “Popcorn” setting... I would like to die at home, surrounded by my attorneys."