Thursday, December 22, 2005

"Infant discovered in barn, Child Protective Services launch probe"

Thoughts and Musings:
Bethlehem, Judea - Authorities were today alerted by a concerned citizen who noticed a family living in a barn. Upon arrival, Family Protective Service personnel, accompanied by police, took into protective care an infant child named Jesus, who had been wrapped in strips of cloth and placed in a feeding trough by his 14-year old mother, Mary of Nazareth.

During the confrontation, a man identified as Joseph, also of Nazareth, attempted to stop the social workers...

Also being held for questioning are three foreigners who allege to be wise men from an eastern country. The INS and Homeland Security officials are seeking information about these who may be in the country illegally. A source with the INS states that they had no passports, but were in possession of gold and other possibly illegal substances...The chemical substances in their possession will be tested.


Blogger Joel said...


Good one!

8:33 PM  
Blogger Fallen Angels said...


8:42 AM  
Blogger shrinkette said...

Not everyone is amused. A commenter at Kevin's site said it was in poor taste, so I took it down...

12:33 PM  
Blogger Joel said...

I shared it with my bipolar support group, shrinkette, and they thought it was hilarious.

And just like Social Services....

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved it! Soooooo 21st century with our ill-meaning social engineers. I think you have a great sense of humor. Do more like this. Took great creativity! And

12:34 PM  

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