On-call dreams

Restless...mmmph...Dean and Moore wearing Kerry masks, leaping from shadows....My Pet Goat on O'Reilly's show, giving endorsements...Osama on the phone, asking if I've mailed in my ballot yet...Kerry running a lemonade stand in the front yard...free lemonade for the middle class...Bush blowing up lemonade stands...Bush brings lemonade to the Middle East...vote fraud reported in every state...ballots disintegrate, election results declared invalid...Bush, Kerry, and Osama all declare victory...national psychiatric emergency is proclaimed.
Is that my pager going off?